Crescent Canna’s Crescent 9 THC Seltzer is a non-alcoholic sparkling drink with 6 mg Delta-9 THC and 3 mg CBD per 12 oz can. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and 35 calories. I tested the mango-leaning flavor that drinks more like a clean energy seltzer than a beer replacement.
Why you should trust this
I am not a seltzer person. Most taste like perfume to me. I tried Crescent 9 with a blank slate and normal dad-life stress on board.
Sleek and Minimalist Packaging
Upon receiving my order, I was immediately drawn to the sleek and minimalist packaging of Crescent 9 THC Seltzer. The slim cans adorned with vibrant colors and a pleasant matte texture were visually appealing and comfortable to hold. Crescent has put thought into the design of its packaging, making it stand out from other seltzers. This attention to detail appeals to multiple senses even before tasting the product.
Taste and texture
Light, crisp, and closer to grapefruit than candy mango. Mouthfeel sits between LaCroix and Celsius. No syrupy aftertaste. I finished each can without forcing it. That is not normal for me with seltzers.
Effects
About 15 to 25 minutes later I felt a gentle calm. Not a couch lock. Just the edge taken off in a clear way. One can was plenty for me. Your tolerance and body are not mine, so start slow.
Product Details and Flavor
Crescent 9 THC Seltzer contains 6 mg of Delta-9 THC and 3 mg of CBD per 12 oz. can, with only 35 calories. Additionally, it is vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and non-alcoholic. The flavor is described as a “subtly sweet, tropical seltzer naturally flavored with mango puree.” In my opinion, the flavor leaned more towards grapefruit, with a texture and mouthfeel reminiscent of an energy drink rather than a traditional seltzer. While it can be compared to Celsius Sparkling Grapefruit, Crescent’s seltzer stood out with its strong and more pleasant flavor.
The Effects
About 15 to 25 minutes later I felt a gentle calm. Not a couch lock. Just the edge taken off in a clear way. One can was plenty for me. Your tolerance and body are not mine, so start slow.
What I like
6 mg THC plus 3 mg CBD gives a smooth, manageable feel
35 calories and non-alcoholic
Flavor is clean and balanced
Slim can packs easily for weekends
What I do not like
If you hate grapefruit at all, this may not win you over
Price per can is higher than sugar seltzers
Availability varies by state and shop
Who it is for
Adults who want a light, non-alcoholic way to unwind
People who prefer a clear head rather than a heavy high
Seltzer fans who like citrus first, mango second
Who should skip it
If you want strong effects in one can, this is mild
If grapefruit is a no from you, look for another flavor
If THC is not legal where you live, skip it
Price and value
My first 8-pack was listed at around forty dollars. That puts it in the premium seltzer lane, but the flavor and consistent effect justified it for me.
Verdict
Crescent 9 turned me from a seltzer skeptic into a repeat buyer. It tastes good cold, keeps the head clear, and helps me actually relax.
Putting my money where my mouth is. While it’s customary to delve into the details of milligrams of THC and CBD per can in a review, I believe those figures can easily be found on Crescent’s website, which is linked throughout this post. Instead, let’s focus on what really matters. If you’ve stumbled upon this review, you’re curious about Crescent 9 THC Seltzer. You want to know if it’s any good and if it’s worth the price. (8 cans – $39.99) Well, here’s my honest take—I eagerly looked forward to the weekend, anticipating the enjoyment of 1-2 cans of Crescent 9 THC Seltzer. Even after receiving the initial 8-pack for review, I went ahead and ordered more. So, in a nutshell, I am putting my money where my mouth is because Crescent Canna has gained a loyal customer in me.
Don’t hesitate—do yourself a favor and experience the pleasure of Crescent 9 THC Seltzer firsthand.
Crescent 9 THC Seltzer
I tried Crescent Canna’s Crescent 9 THC Seltzer. Clean grapefruit-mango flavor, 35 calories, and a calm, clear effect. Here is what it tastes like and how it feels.
Editor's Rating: 4.2
Pros
Clean citrus flavor
Mild, even effect
35 calories, non-alcoholic
Vegan and gluten-free
Cons
Price per can
Grapefruit note is dominant
Availability varies
Will one can get me high?
For me it delivered a mild, clear calm. Your tolerance and body may react differently, so start with half a can if you are new to THC.
How many calories are in a can?
Thirty five per 12 oz can.
What does it taste like?
Citrus forward with grapefruit first and a hint of mango. Light and not syrupy.
Can I drink it with alcohol?
I do not mix THC drinks with alcohol. Keep it simple and safe.
Is it legal where I live?
Check your local laws before you buy or consume any THC product.
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